John can force such a mighty gust down the trombone that he can part your hair at 50 paces and perforate your eardrums at 32 miles. He is currently being sued by Ian and Brent for hair loss caused by close range puffing. In self defence the band stuff his trombone with dirty underwear and sellotape up the end. Occasionally this backfires and everyone finds crusty pants/socks in their beer. You have been warned...

The feedback is 'wow', 'great band', 'they really enjoyed themselves', 'good choice of music', 'how do I get to go out with any one of the singers' and similar eulogies.

We hope you will be available for our next do.

Value for money - very good.