Drum tutor Matt has the largest drum kit in the universe. This forces the band to steal bits off it at gigs so we can fit on the stage. As brain size is inversely proportional to kit size Matt hasn't realised the bits disappear and finds new toys to fill the gaps the following week.

For sale: 768 complete kits - buy one today and sell it back to Matt tomorrow!

Thanks very much for another superb evening's entertainment! We thoroughly enjoyed your show & our clients were thrilled.