John can force such a mighty gust down the trombone that he can part your hair at 50 paces and perforate your eardrums at 32 miles. He is currently being sued by Ian and Brent for hair loss caused by close range puffing. In self defence the band stuff his trombone with dirty underwear and sellotape up the end. Occasionally this backfires and everyone finds crusty pants/socks in their beer. You have been warned...
What people say ...
On behalf of the Holly Ball committee and our 1150 guests I would like to thank John and the rest of the band for yet another fantastic evening.
The performance was flawless and insured a packed dance floor throughout the night.
A particular thanks to the guys behind the scenes for providing excellent sound and lighting and insuring a smooth set up and breakdown after the event.
The overall experience The Loose Cannons provide from start to finish is second to none
Gary Spencer (Torquay Rowing Club) from Torquay, Devon